The Aerosol Ball

{title: The Aerosol Ball}
{subtitle: The Felice Brothers}
{key: G}

{ci: Verse 1}
The [G]rain in [Em]Maine is [Bm]made of Novocaine
In the [C]Florida Keys it's [D]made of antifreeze
In [G]Mary[Em]land it's [Bm]made of heroine
In [C]Minnesota it's [D]made of baking soda
Every [G]tooth in Du[Em]luth is [Bm]Baby Ruth proof
Every [C]roof is as white as a [D]20-watt light

{ci: Chorus}
The [G]doll of St. [C]Paul at the [G]aerosol ball
She's [C]such a special girl she's [D]been around the world
She [G]made her home in an air conditioned dome
She's such a precious thing she's dancing to the king

{ci: Verse 2}
Move your feet to the beat I'm back on lucky street
Well I'm on a lucky streak lucky street
Come sit on my lap in a Phrygian cap
I've been looking for a mix of sex and politics
Well the cat ate the rat and the beast ate the cat
And the boy ate the beast and the beast made him fat
And he sat in a puddle and paddled with a spoon
And bloated like a bubble and floated to the moon

{ci: Chorus}

{ci: Verse 3}
Well her makeup and wigs are made of squealing pigs
And her hands and her arms are made by Pepperidge Farms
And her face and her neck are made by Sinopec
And the lines on her palms are made by Viacom
And her dreams and her thoughts are made by Microsoft

{ci: Chorus}
The [G]doll of St. [C]Paul the doll of St. Paul
At the [G]aerosol ball she's [C]such a precious girl
She's [D]been around the world
She [G]made her grave in an air-conditioned cave
She's such a special girl she's been around the world
Dancing to the king